Goug e’ mon Tenebrous Green

One fine day in the forest 10 year old Ash collapses dead from a heart attack due to walking for 30 years.

Pikachu screams like he’s lost his mind as a flood gate of tears super soaks Ash’s dead corpse.

Covered in mud Ash emerges from a damp puddle of mud and tears.

Miraculously Pikachu’s tears have brought him back from the grave. (again…)

Ash shutters in terror speechless as Pikachu says his first words.

”You better catch ‘em all slave! We’ve got over seventy quintillion more and I have plenty of tears left!”

Will Ash ever become eleven years old?

As always since 1997 to be continued. . .

Gotta price gouge em till death do us part.